From: Dthyeras the Unclean
To: Suug R’tholeh – All
Has anyone ever run into a human whose mind actually has the ability to correlate its contents, and thus comprehend the cacophonous whispers of primordial chaos permeating the darkest corners of the vast emptiness of the stark, indifferent cosmos?
Because I think I’ve got one on my hands here. Or its mind was already sundered by unspeakable horrors before I showed up. But the database shows none of the Ancient Ones, unspeakable or otherwise, passing through.
So this is kind of freaking me out a little. I figure I can swat this entire world into the void as a giant swats an insect, but I’m sort of worried this human may turn out to be a physical projection of the barest sliver of some titanic unseen intelligence lurking at the very edge of our reality. Like Frank, in other words.
Anyway, if anyone has suggestions, I’d really appreciate it. Thanks.
From: Qycrrthag
I think you meant to send this to the Suugr’antrala – Questions distribution list. I’m not sure what Suug R’tholeh – All is supposed to cover, but I work in Accounting, so I obviously don’t have any input on your situation. Sorry.
From: Xanos World Eater
Please remove me from this distribution list. Thanks.
From: Ythagrn the Black
Remove me too, please. I shouldn’t be on this list.
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From: The Virgin of Torment
Please stop using Reply All to ask to be removed from the distribution list.
But do please remove me also. Thanks.
From: Xanos World Eater
Sorry! lol
From: Xanos World Eater
Whoops. That was even dumber. I really am sorry. I’ll stop now.
From: Creeping Death
Please remove me. Thanks.
From: The Eyeless
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From: Dthyeras the Unclean
Sorry to use the wrong list everyone. But seriously, can anyone help me out. I brushed past this supposed human while cloaked in shadow to make the dead of night seem bright as day, and he definitely turned to look in my direction. I think this could be a real problem.
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From: Xanos World Eater
So is everyone cool with Azathoth’s for lunch? Yrinxes, they do have a gluten-free menu.
From Xanos World Eater
Whoops. Sorry everyone. Replied to the wrong email.
From: Illitrath the Despoiler
Everyone stop using Reply All!
From: Xanos World Eater
Sorry.
From: Xanos World Eater
Dammit. I did it again. I’m so sorry.
From: Xanos World Eater
Okay, I promise this is the last one. But I really do need to say I’m sorry about the profanity. Please don’t call HR. LOL
From: Gnagash Gaimandaz
This has gotten completely out of hand. Everyone stop Reply Alling.
From: Azhosden
LOL Stop using Reply All to tell people not to Reply All!
From: Dthyeras the Unclean
Someone please help. He CAN see me. He can TOUCH me! His thoughts slide into my mind like tendrils of shadow. Please h
From: Cthulhu
Stop. Using. Reply. All.
From: FRANK
THAT WON’T BE A PROBLEM FOR MUCH LONGER.
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